The Wedding Party
Dear parishioners:
Dear friends and relatives of Mark and Sophie:
We are all gathered here today
for a special celebration.
Sophie Halberstadt,
will you take Mark Walzer to be your husband?
Will you love and support him? Will you honor and protect him?
Renounce all others and be faithful to him
until death do you part?
Yes.
Place this ring on Mark's finger as a symbol of your fidelity
and repeat after me:
In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Stop it now!
- You're Arne? - Yeah.
- Hi. I'm Isabell. - Hi.
The boss couldn't make it. You'll just have to put up with me.
- I think I'll manage that. - Even when you get to ride on that?
Just don't take the corners too fast, okay?
Okay, if the chicken shed could come to some kind of order,
we'd like to take the wedding photos.
All the non-family members please stand to one side.
All right, bridal couple in the center.
Then the bride's parents.
Herbert! Get your hands out of your pockets.
You're not at your Ministry in Berlin. We work for a living here!
Andy, stand behind your brother.
Give him a few tips for tonight.
Get lost!
Hannelore, here next to Sophie.
Alex, stop posing over there and go to Mommy and Daddy.
- Come here, love. - Alex.
Katrin?
Katrin, can you park Granddad next to Mommy?
Come along.
Edgar, Freddy, get yourselves behind them!
Boss, we're not part of the family.
How long have we known each other? We're practically married.
Get over there before I fire you.
Oh, Hermann!
So, who's left?
Fix your hair.
Come on! Leave the youngster alone now.
Smile, everyone, smile!
Cheese!
It's a lot cooler than the old crate you always drive around in!
If I had such a rich Dad...
- You'd be driving around in a Z4? - For sure.
What have you got against him? I think he's funny.
Yeah, well, wait till you get to know him.
Come on. He fathered you after all.
I somehow doubt it. I'm way too nice for him.
I'm more than likely the postman's son.
I've always had a thing for postmen.
I believe I've got an express delivery for you, Mrs. Walzer.
Then just put it in my letterbox.
What's the matter?
Andy, get your gun! Hurry!
- Edgar, Freddy, over here! - What's going on?
Pheasants! Over there! Real beauties!
How cool is that?
Edgar, Freddy, you go that way. Drive them towards us.
- Andy, come with me. - What about the restaurant?
Just hurry up, before they get away!
Come on!
Nice place.
Well, kind of.
It's been a building site for years.
Hopefully, we'll have a good season. Otherwise, it'll be our last.
That bad?
Come on. Let's go in through the kitchen.
Franz?
At last! Where the hell have you been?
Sorry. I'm under a bit of stress.
- Franz Berger. - Arne Bauer.
This is just Riesling.
He's not quite as mean as he looks.
That's Mike, Issy's brother.
Issy, give Arne his work clothes, then check the terrace.
- See that it's all ready, okay? - Okay.
Come on.
Love at first sight, huh?
Hey, come on.
Just in case Berger doesn't put anything decent on the table!
Taste good?
Come over here!
Don't men in Hamburg have bow ties?
- Great perfume. - "Sueur du travailleur."
"Sueur du travailleur"?
Workers' sweat, stupid.
Mike, why aren't the shrimp cocktails on the table? They're here already!
Eddy, you were going to do them!
Damn it! I told you to prepare the shrimp cocktails!
- Oh, shit. - Yeah, "Oh, shit." Get a move on!
- Is the crème brûlée for table 5...? - One moment, yes.
Get a move on with the shrimp! Come, come!
- The crème brûlée. - One moment, Ulrich.
Franz!
They must be ready and on the table in five minutes, understand?
- The crème brûlée? - In a moment.
My God, it's already 2:00!
We'll miss the entire wedding! Can't you drive a little faster?
I could, yes, if I was sure we were going the right way.
Where's the damn sign? I don't see a sign!
This whole spread here. I wanted to buy it some years ago.
However, someone else was quicker than me.
I thought you get absolutely everything that you desire.
Great wedding, isn't it?
Right.
Why haven't they invited anyone?
Was it your father or Mark?
No reception. Even for fancy phones.
Sophie told me that Mark had a younger sister,
but that she was so charming, so special, so radiant...
That she certainly didn't tell me.
- Is that a come-on? - No, an assessment.
Do you know, my boy, your wife has really great tits?
Now, stop that, Dad! One doesn't say things like that.
- You don't have a boyfriend. - Says who?
Well, I don't see anyone here who could meet your requirements.
And what would they be?
Good looking, sophisticated, intelligent, well-dressed.
Right. Totally right.
There's no one here who meets those requirements.
Riesling! Riesling, quiet!
Quiet, Riesling, quiet!
So, Berger, what's the story?
Mr. Walzer, excuse me, but I don't allow guests in the kitchen.
When I'm as happy as I am today,
then I simply gravitate towards the kitchen.
Here, have a little drink on my son later,
and then while you're at it, have a drink to your own good fortune.
I'll tell you once again, my property is not for sale.
It's just a question of price.
This is my very last offer.
I'd like an answer by this evening.
I can give you the answer right now.
Take a look in the envelope first. Grab your good fortune by the horns.
And then bring us something great to eat, okay?
Keep it up!
There you are, at last! I thought you'd never get here.
Holger got lost, as usual.
Hello!
Yeah, the sign. I didn't see the sign.
Ah, yes, there's our good grocer and Aunt Emma, late as usual.
Yeah, great!
Someone please tell this joker that I'm a supermarket manager.
Ladies and gentlemen, please take your places.
Hello, well done.
- Mark! - Hello!
There she is, finally!
A wedding.
I hope he knows what he's doing, the poor man.
I hope she knows what she's doing.
Oh, God, shrimp cocktail.
I can get this in the canteen, too.
Why are you sitting right beside me?
- It must be a sign, I guess. - Yeah, a sign of desperation, no?
Thanks, Dad. I'll get that.
- Would you like red or white wine? - White.
Sit here.
Freddy.
Red, please.
Ladies and gentlemen, our entrée is Arctic shrimp cocktail,
followed by stuffed quail breast with sautéed grapes.
As the main course, we are serving roast saddle of wild boar
on oyster mushrooms with apricot sauce.
And for dessert, on this special occasion,
champagne mousse with wild berries.
- That sounds absolutely wonderful. - Madam?
I raise my glass to the happy bridal couple.
Mark and Sophie:
I wish you every happiness for your marriage.
Cheers!
Enjoy your meal.
Brilliant speech.
What's wrong?
The shrimp. I think they're off.
Disgusting.
They could be a little fresher, but please don't make a scene.
Waiter!
Yes, sir?
Get me Berger.
Can I perhaps be of assistance?
Get Berger for me!
Hermann.
Is there a problem?
I don't know what ditch you dug these shrimps out of, but they stink.
I assure you that these shrimps are fresh.
And I assure you, Berger, that the things are rotten.
You seem to have enjoyed them.
Clear this lot up and bring us something decent.
This is what you get from eating on a building site.
That has nothing to do with it.
Why don't you simply admit it? You don't have a grip on your business.
Even your wife left you.
I can offer you scrambled eggs with salmon.
But that will cost extra.
What?
On your budget, I'm afraid that's all I can offer you, Mr. Walzer.
Shut your damn mouth, Berger!
Come with me, love.
In my own restaurant, Mr. Walzer, I'll say what I want, how I want.
Good. Then let's not bother to wait until this evening.
Is it yes or no?
We'll try and rinse it out.
What?
You know exactly what I mean. Yes or no?
If you are allergic to shrimps, Herr Walzer,
then you should have told me earlier.
Berger! Yes or no?
As I've said, I can prepare another starter for you, but that...
Yes or no?
No.
We're leaving.
- Come on, Dad. Don't overreact. - Don't you interfere now!
Because you have a degree, you think you know better than me?
- What's that got to do with this? - We're all leaving, right now!
- Hermann, come to your senses! - Don't you get involved!
Mr. Walzer, I've got a complete menu for 15 people in my kitchen.
That load of crap? You can feed it to your dog.
He's probably used to it.
Shit!
Let's not stand about. Get into your cars.
Katrin, take my car.
Dad, you've had your fun. Let's go back inside now.
- Yeah, right. Let's get on the road. - You're making a mistake.
And the account?
The account, Berger? Of course, I'm not a monster.
Write it all up and put it in an envelope
with my address on it and shove it up your ass.
Right, stop standing about!
Fabulous wedding. Great.
It'll be 4:00 before we get a bite to eat.
- Now what? - The police!
Mr. Berger!
Excuse me, do you have some salt, please?
For the red wine stain.
Yes, sure. I'm coming.
Thanks.
Let's see what your bride has to say about this.
She appears to be a very sensible girl.
- You've forgotten her. - What?
You've left Mother and Sophie behind at the restaurant.
Why do you only tell me now, you idiot?
I did tell you that you were making a mistake.
Shit!
Hello? We're still in here!
Berger!
Open this damn gate, you bastard!
Berger!
First the bill!
Until then, your wife and daughter-in-law are my guests!
I take checks, too!
We're not going to let that swine get away with this, are we?
Hello? Hello?
- Please excuse this little incident. - We're in the washroom!
Hello?
Open the door!
Can I offer you anything else, on the house?
- No, thank you. Just the bill, please. - Hello?
Of course!
Ulrich, please prepare the bill for our guests.
- Hello? - At once.
Hello?
Come along!
Luckily, I came prepared. This could take some time.
Andy, stand at the gate with this.
If anyone appears, fire a shot in the air.
Aye, aye, sir!
It's just a pity I don't drink from the bottle.
What's the idea?
Well, brother-in-law, aren't you overdoing it a bit?
Just shut your mouth and pretend I'm your manager!
We're leaving.
We've got better things to do than play cowboy!
You'll stay here! You're all staying here!
Freddy, hang this "Closed Down" sign up.
Walzer, has it occurred to you that our chef friend over there
might not like your military-style approach
and that he could possibly call the police?
That's a very good point.
Give me that, Andy!
That's outrageous!
He's insane.
Oh, God!
It's not so dull around here after all.
There's never a wedding here without a fight.
What happened?
- What was he shooting at? - At the telephone line.
What? Don't you have a mobile?
There's no reception here.
I've got a phone in my car. It uses a different network.
Possibly?
Please try.
Call the police and tell them what's going on here.
Should he also tell them that you've got two women locked up
in the washroom?
Okay, I'll go out now, then.
Just be careful.
Hey, Dad, look over there!
Give the wimp a bit of a scare.
Are you insane? You just shot at somebody!
Not at somebody, my dear. Next to somebody.
Next to. There's a very big difference.
Andy could shoot the balls off a mouse if he wanted to.
Your daughter and my wife are in there.
They have to open the gate.
Oh, God!
Here, drink this.
Yes, thanks.
They missed me by just a few inches.
They wanted to kill me.
Now we're trapped here, too.
Why? We planned on staying inside, anyway.
Yeah, that's right.
I won't have my weekend ruined by these hillbillies.
Can you handle this?
Yes, thanks for your help.
We should go now.
Rather, stay here, at least till he's calmed down.
No, we're going.
Will you open the gate for us, please?
I'm sorry, but...
There's a back door.
Okay.
Okay, what's this? Come, come. Back to work.
Open up or I'll kick the damn door down!
There's someone in the washroom.
It's no use.
Let's at least look at the positive side.
At the positive side?
Yes.
Now we've got a great opportunity to get to know one another.
Closed due to bankruptcy!
This way.
Go up that little hill, then turn right into the woods.
Eventually you'll get to the main road.
- Please call the police. - Yes, will do.
Riesling, come.
What should we do with the wedding table?
- Clear it? - No.
Do you think they will come back?
Leave it exactly as it is until the police get here.
- Boss? - Yeah?
- Did you let those two go? - Which two?
Those cyclists.
Oh, shit, come!
Get out of the way, for God's sake!
I'm sorry, good people. Last stop.
You're joking, right?
Do I look like I am?
Don't be damn stupid. Let us through.
Excuse me, dear lady, we haven't been introduced to one another.
What's your name, madam?
I am Dr. Schneider-Rebholt, and this is my husband.
Good, Dr. Schneider-Rebholt and husband.
Please don't cause any hassles and just get in the car.
You wouldn't use that, would you?
Yes, most certainly.
You know, there are days that I'm capable of anything,
and I do mean anything.
Do you know that feeling?
Freddy, these good people are our guests for the time being.
Where could we accommodate them?
Maybe here in the American's place.
He's away for the summer, anyway.
That's a good idea.
- We'll all go there. - This is quite ludicrous.
There will be other hotel guests arriving.
Afraid not, Dr. Schneider-Rebholt.
There will definitely be no more.
So, the garden party's over.
We're moving to the American's place.
Edgar, take my car, okay?
Andy, be careful!
Andy, this is ridiculous.
You talk to Dad. Maybe he'll listen to you.
Why's that? I think he's right.
- Come on! - Of course.
This idiot needs to learn that he doesn't mess with us.
You're just like a comic book character.
You know what, little bro?
Just do what the old man says. Otherwise there will be real trouble.
And what about Mother and Sophie?
As soon as Berger realizes that we're serious, he'll let them go.
You're having fun, aren't you?
You're just as dumb as the old man!
Don't forget that you're from the same stock.
Don't remind me.
Mark! The invitation goes for you, too!
Don't look like that. You'll remember this day your whole life.
And that's what counts for a wedding day.
And now?
We wait.
Mommy!
Oh, Mommy!
Mommy!
Hey, no! What if someone sees us?
Not bad.
Have a look. Maybe you'll learn something.
Yeah, like you would know?
Oh, Mommy! Mommy!
Oh, Mommy, Mommy!
What the hell is so funny around here?
Hey, we're just amusing ourselves a little.
Well, you're supposed to be working here, you asshole,
and not amusing yourself.
- What's your problem? - I don't like your stupid face!
Oh, yeah, so tell me what's not to like about it.
Come on. Let's go.
It's really very cozy. Freddy, take our guests to the cellar.
Where is the cellar?
Yeah, where is the cellar? On the roof?
There!
- But I don't want to... - It won't be for long.
Boss! Your brother-in-law is leaving.
- Where are you off to? - Going home.
And you should see a doctor, you asshole!
Come, get out, both of you! Both of you, out!
Fuck off!
Are you insane? You scumbag!
You're starting to piss me off, both of you.
Really piss me off.
Edgar, put them in the cellar with the others.
What is the matter with your brother?
He's been like that since our parents died.
Your parents are dead?
Car accident.
Well, where do you live now?
Berger lets us live here.
Done?
I think this will be a bit more comfortable for you.
Please.
Would you like something to eat?
Shrimp?
Listen to me. I sent somebody to call the police about an hour ago.
My husband must have caught them,
or the police would have been here by now.
Mr. Berger, my husband always gets his own way.
He'll make your life an absolute hell.
Are you trying to scare me, Mrs. Walzer?
I know him.
Do yourself a favor and just let us go.
I'm very sorry.
What a shitty hotel.
Irene, please leave that. We're not thieves.
Now, look, Holger,
since we're stuck in here, we may as well have a drink, right?
Gevrey Chambertin. Must be very good.
It's a shame we don't have a corkscrew.
Hang on.
Unbelievable. They're setting the table out there.
Really? They want to eat.
I hope they haven't forgotten about us.
I'm as hungry as a wolf.
How long is he going to keep this up?
No idea.
I don't understand this.
How can you just simply accept this? This is your wedding.
I just don't want anyone to get hurt.
Tomorrow, I grab my wife, and we're out of here.
Especially away from him.
I guess you don't like him very much.
My father and I...
It was always like this.
He gets on better with Andy?
Yeah.
- And what about Katrin? - Oh, she's his little girl.
But I think she would also get the hell out if she could.
And why doesn't she?
Because of Freddy, probably.
Katrin?
- Katrin and Freddy? - Yeah, she finds him pretty cute.
- Freddy? - Yeah.
My father knows nothing about it. So don't say anything, okay?
It's actually pretty nice here, isn't it?
Apart from all the other stuff, I mean.
Hopefully, Mother and Sophie are all right.
Don't you worry about Sophie.
She'll be very happy her wedding's turned out to be so exciting.
The main thing is she's found the right man.
When is it your turn?
I think I've still got plenty of time, don't I?
Yes. And don't rush it.
There's nothing worse than marrying a man you don't love.
Did you tell her which hotel you're staying at?
No, I told her I'd phone her when I got there.
And that would have been about an hour ago.
Damn it. I always call her.
I'm not trying to preach to you. It's your money and your time.
But the clock's ticking, and I'm definitely not cheap.
Maybe just a quick blow job?
Isn't that a bit over the top?
I'm not going to use it.
I just want to give them a bit of a scare.
Yes, and the guests?
What guests?
Hey, what's going on now?
Cool, Granddad. Where did you get it?
From the American's house.
Hey, look here.
Granddad, is this what I think it is?
It's just a museum piece. It can't go off anymore.
I see.
Get away from my gate!
Forget it, Berger!
We're not leaving until you let Mother and Sophie go!
First, my money! And don't force me to use this!
Look out. Watch this. I'll light a fire under his ass.
Show him, Granddad.
You need a hand?
Oh, my God! They've gone completely mad!
Get down! Everyone take cover!
Get down! Get down!
He thinks it's going to explode!
My Mercedes!
Has he completely lost it?
- What's going on out there? - Keep down.
Are you okay?
I think I'm dreaming.
Hannelore, please tell me I'm dreaming.
For God's sake!
It can't go off, Granddad?
Normally they would have to diffuse it, but...
Normally?
- There they are. - Open the window.
It wasn't me, Dad. It was Granddad.
He found a grenade in the American's house.
How was I supposed to know the thing was live?
Hello?
Typical American.
- They can't hear us. - Let's get the chair.
Hey, Walzer!
You're a total maniac! You know that?
Berger!
That was just a little taste for starters!
Let the women go before I get really mad!
Hermann!
What the hell are you doing?
Mark, what's going on?
Your bill is getting bigger and bigger!
Get us out of here! The man is crazy!
The women stay here!
What?
Let's get a ladder from the American's place.
What the hell for?
To get our wives out!
- Let's just wait a bit. - Why?
Because Berger's got a gun, and he's angry.
You don't seriously believe he'll use the thing?
What would you do in his case?
We just threw a hand grenade at his place!
At least wait until it's dark.
That's not a bad idea, Dad.
Edgar, you stay here. Andy, give him your gun.
We'll be back!
Mark!
Don't go away! Do something! Get us out of here!
I don't believe it! They're simply leaving!
What do they think they're doing?
They're crazy.
What was that explosion?
I don't know, but it came from the restaurant.
Oh, well, whatever. There's nothing we can do about it.
- Should we open another bottle? - Not for me, thanks.
I still have to repair the conservatory at home.
Holger, stop your whining now.
Let's have some fun for once in our lives.
We'll open another one.
Do you have any idea how much a car like that costs?
Who will replace it? You, perhaps?
Me? Why me?
- Haven't you got insurance? - My insurance?
- Yeah. - Okay!
I'll tell them that some nutcase threw a hand grenade
under the hood.
The guys at my insurance company will find that really hilarious.
Well, at least give it a try. It is the truth.
It's not possible.
- You've got enough witnesses. - It's not possible.
Why not?
Because his wife thinks he was at a conference.
Right. So what are you going to do about it?
Why should I do anything about it?
I didn't throw the hand grenade under your car.
No, but you're still guilty
since you locked the women up in the washroom.
- Right. - Yeah, and they didn't pay their bill.
Because the shrimp were rotten.
Dinner is served at 8:00. You paid for full board.
What now?
Well, you wanted a weekend filled with sex to the point of delirium.
I think we've reached the delirium.
It's unbelievable that Mark's such a weakling with his father.
This is our wedding day.
Don't be too critical of him.
He always had it very tough with his father.
If he doesn't do something about it now, it's never going to change.
Yes, but it's a little more complicated than that.
When Mark was born, Hermann, just for fun,
counted back nine months.
And it turned out that Hermann wasn't there when Mark was conceived.
He was on one or another of his so-called "business trips."
Why are you looking at me like that? Of course it was utter nonsense.
Mark is his son.
Naturally.
I've never cheated on him, in contrast to him.
And now Mark is completely different than his father.
And why didn't you just get a blood test or something?
Hermann won't do it.
Does Mark know anything about this?
No.
Was it good?
Yes.
Come on. Give me a smile. Just a little one.
Your daughter is fine. My wife as well.
They've just eaten a good meal, too.
Berger isn't a monster.
None of us are monsters.
I've just said that none of us are monsters, Mark!
Ah, the youngster is a good boy, just a little sensitive.
Every time I try and make a real man out of him,
he always thinks I'm tyrannizing him.
When he was 16, and big brother Andy was 18,
I took them to the disco, and, just for fun, I started a fight.
I simply wanted to see what Mark would do.
Andy stood his own, bam, bam, bam, one after the other.
But Mark walked away, simply walked away.
- Seems pretty sensible. - Sensible?
To simply walk away is sensible?
Well, it was your fault, since you started the fight.
This is not about fault! This is about family!
It's about who's important to you! That's what it's about!
Just imagine that your wife gets into a little argument with someone.
And a fight starts. These things happen.
Then you'd jump in.
No?
He doesn't know!
What are you doing with a guy like this, Susanne?
Oh, please, all your posturing and macho carryings-on
didn't get very far with freeing the women, did it?
We're going back there this evening when it's dark.
You can come along and watch if you like.
- What? You're going back again? - But of course, my dear.
And all the real men can join me.
Freddy, where are your manners? We have women at the table!
I'm sorry, boss. It just popped out before I realized it.
Make yourself useful.
Have our guests in the cellar eaten yet?
We are not running some kind of labor camp here!
Come on!
The man's as thick as sliced bread, but I can always count on him.
~ Lovesickness isn't worth it My darling ~
~ No, no ~
~ What a shame The tears cried at night ~
~ Oh, yeah ~
~ Lovesickness isn't worth it My darling ~
Katrin, this can't go on. I can't take it anymore.
You've got to tell your father about us.
But it's pointless, no?
You don't really want this, do you?
What?
What we have together. You don't believe in us.
I'm very, very happy when I'm with you.
- Isn't that enough? - No, it's not enough.
I want to live together with you. I want to have children with you.
- That's what I'm supposed to say. - Yes.
This is the last one of the two of them together.
Right before the accident.
Nice couple.
They loved one another, right?
I hope I'll be that happy one day.
Yeah, I think Walzer's wife is right.
Those two on the bikes didn't make it through.
I'll go through the woods myself when it's dark.
You're still needed here.
Well, one of us has to go.
What are you looking for here? What do you think you've lost here?
Can't you wait till the evening before you jump on her?
- You're crazy, man! - I know your type of prick.
Oh, Mike, drop it!
Get out of my room.
Get out of my room!
Watch the finger!
Why must you always mess it up?
- He's all right, Mike. - Yeah, right.
Great guy.
What am I supposed to tell my wife about the car?
We bought it together.
I wanted a blue one, and she wanted a silver one.
I told her that you see the dirt a lot easier on the silver one.
I guess you're not too concerned about all of this.
Of course I'm concerned. I find it all absolutely dreadful.
Don't drink so much, or you won't be able to get it up.
Don't nag. I'm not paying you to nag.
Let's keep it cool, okay?
Have you got any idea what this weekend is costing me?
Car plus hooker?
I'm warning you.
I'd just like to tell you, everything that you have to offer
I can get at home and for free!
Well, then.
This weekend is over, mister.
I've paid till Monday.
If you come into my room tonight, then I'll bite your cock off.
And believe me, I've got very sharp teeth.
Much sharper than your wife's.
Good luck!
Riesling!
Riesling?
Riesling, come!
Come in!
Come on, you piece of shit! Keep working!
Don't move, Mike!
Man, you scared me.
Where are you off to? The police?
No.
Give me a shoelace.
Come along now! Hurry!
What do you want with my shoelaces?
I'll show you.
Good. Now stand by the tree.
Do it! Arms around the tree.
No! The other way around!
- Like this? - Yeah, good.
But you're not going to leave me here alone, are you?
Don't be a sissy.
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
No, of course not.
Open your mouth.
Don't be afraid.
When it's all over, I'll come get you.
Okay, buddy?
Keep cool.
What doesn't fit?
Soon, now, later, afterwards?
Now.
Everything else is still to come, the future, and the rest is present.
"Now" doesn't fit.
- Okay, men, let's get going. - At last.
No, Granddad, you're staying here. You've had enough for one day.
- Andy, get the ladder. - Okay.
- Dad? - Yeah?
I'm sure Mother and Sophie are fine.
Why don't we just stay here until the whole thing has blown over?
That's a great idea.
We'll sit here and wait while the problem goes away all by itself.
When will you finally grow up?
Your wife and your mother are locked up over there,
and you want to hole up here?
For once, try and be a true Walzer! Mark, just once, for me!
Hey, come on, little brother. It'll be fun.
That sounds like true love.
Yes, that's true. Here...
Here, this is her.
Isn't she cute?
Excuse me, I've brought you your dinner.
There.
Pumpkin cream soup.
Mr. Berger.
Yes?
I...
I don't feel so good.
Do you need aspirin?
She needs calcium, Mr. Berger.
She is pregnant, just in case you haven't noticed.
No, I hadn't.
I don't have any calcium.
I... I can only...
Let us go, please.
Please!
I think the police will get here any moment now, and then...
Please! Be reasonable!
Let us go. I beg of you.
If anything were to happen to my baby,
then I just don't know...
It's okay.
Look, I'll see what I can do.
Just try and eat something first.
Do you think it worked?
Well, at least he's really worried now.
You were good.
You were good, too.
Any incidents, Edgar?
Yeah. Mike, the young cook, wanted to run off.
- What? - I tied him to a tree.
Okay, very good. Excellent.
We'll get back to him later.
There, in the front. Through the window.
Get the ladder set up. Hurry.
Come on. Let's get some speed going.
What are you up to?
I'm packing this away now.
I'm putting a stop to this madness now.
The girl is pregnant. She's not feeling well.
- Berger, you can't stop now. - Another cognac, please.
Up here.
Mark, don't stand there like a prick.
Come on!
Andy, Edgar, and Alex, keep an eye out on the entrance.
Mark and Freddy, come with me. We're going to the stables.
We'll get into the hotel through the kitchen.
Let's go.
Man! This is just like "Medal of Honor"!
Have you played it?
No.
Edgar, give me the gun.
- What was that? - I don't know.
Shit!
The damn thing bit me!
Shit!
You fucking bastards!
Bastards!
What happened?
That damn dog attacked us, and Berger shot at us!
He's shooting for real! The swine!
Out of here! Everyone out!
Freddy, get out!
Freddy!
Freddy! Get out!
Shit!
- Edgar, I'll help you. - Shit!
Come on, keep going!
Shit!
- Andy, come here! - What?
Get your ass over to the gate.
When Berger comes out, shoot his damn balls off.
- What? - Shoot his damn balls off!
Sit down.
I can't take it!
I can't take anymore!
Hold it. They could still be outside there.
- What happened? - Riesling!
Come on! Shit!
Hello?
Hello.
Can you help me, please? I've been injured.
Please come along, sir. We'll help you.
Be careful!
- Yes, I... - Yes?
- All right? - No, of course not. Don't you see?
They're all going damn crazy here.
That dog could have killed me.
Oh, no, not that way. Along here, please.
- What's in there? - Please step inside.
Shit!
Franz?
Franz, where's Mike?
He's out there getting the police.
He'll be shitting himself. He's afraid of the dark.
What?
Yes. He sleeps with a flashlight under his pillow all the time.
We have to look for him. Come on. We'll get out the back way.
Yeah, sure.
Does it hurt, Edgar?
Yeah, it burns.
We need to get him to a hospital.
No, we're staying here! Understand, Edgar?
Yeah, that's fine.
That woman with the bike in the cellar,
didn't you say she was a doctor?
Mark, go get her.
Freddy, you stay on guard here.
Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
- Where's Alex? - I don't know.
He was bitten by the dog and then...
I don't know.
- Freddy, what happened? - Nothing.
He's still there.
Okay.
- Where are you going? - To speak to Andy.
And what if your father notices?
Then I'll rely on you.
Be careful, okay?
You surely can't be serious.
Why not? You broke into our premises.
That makes you nothing but a common burglar, mister.
I'll hold you here until the police arrive.
You're a really good-looking guy. Girls probably go crazy over you.
Men probably fancy you, too.
You know what I think your best feature is?
Your mouth.
I bet you can do amazing things with this very large mouth of yours.
Close your eyes.
Open your mouth.
Close your eyes! Open your mouth!
Keep your head still. Otherwise, I might hurt you.
Mike?
Maybe he wasn't that scared after all.
- Maybe he made it through to town. - No way.
Mike!
The bone's been hit, but the clavicle seems to be okay.
We must get him to a hospital.
I'll do it. Give me the keys to the car.
No.
My God!
Give your son the keys to the car.
Obviously he's got far more sense than you have.
He's not much like me, is he?
No. Lucky for him.
Would you like the car keys?
Come and get them.
Here, take them.
Andy?
Man!
Katrin, where'd you come from?
You know what?
This is really beginning to get on my damn nerves.
- Alex is still inside there. - Yeah, I know. So?
I'll pay the damn bill myself.
- You can't do that. - Can too!
- The old man will go berserk. - I don't care! I don't care!
Okay.
Help me!
Did you hear that?
Help me!
There's someone in the woods.
Okay. Katrin, you wait here. I'm going to have a look.
Andy, be careful.
Mike?
Help me!
- It's coming from over there. - Mike!
Mike!
Mike?
Help!
Mike?
Help me!
Mike?
- Isa! - Mike!
Oh, my God! Who did this?
- That idiot of Walzer's, Edgar. - Jeez, what an asshole!
Yeah, now untie me, please.
What the hell was all the shooting about?
They climbed over the wall. They shot Riesling as well.
Shot him?
The bastards!
Where did you get that?
It's Berger's.
You took Franz's gun, you idiot?
How should he defend himself if they come back?
- Give it here! - No, I'm keeping it.
- Shut your mouth! - Be careful!
- Mike, what have you done? - Nothing.
Oh, shit!
Is he dead or what?
I don't know!
Shit!
I've shot Andy Walzer!
Shit, I've shot Andy Walzer!
Oh, no!
What have you done?
I didn't mean to.
I just went like this, and then he was dead.
No, it was an accident! Wait!
He's still breathing.
He's alive.
Really? Are you sure?
Yeah, I...
I can hear his heartbeat and everything.
Thank God! Thank God! Thank you!
He's alive!
- How's he doing? - Bad.
He's running a fever.
Okay, then.
Franz!
Yes?
What's wrong?
- Oh, shit! What happened? - Here, come in, come here.
Put him on the couch. On the couch, here.
And keep his legs up.
Oh, shit! How did this happen?
- It was Mike. It was an accident. - Get the first-aid kit. Hurry.
What are you doing?
What do you think? They shot my son.
So...
Who is coming with me?
Who is coming?
Freddy?
Freddy's staying here.
Excuse me?
You heard me just fine. He's staying here.
With me.
So?
So.
Do you have any hand grenades left? Do you still have one?
Give it here.
There.
You drive to the police.
I'll be done before you get back.
- Will he make it? - Yeah. I've stopped the bleeding.
Shit! He's coming! Walzer's coming!
Hurry! Grab your gun!
We have to talk to him! He probably thinks Andy's dead!
That is bullshit. You really think he'll listen to us?
No, but he'll listen to the women upstairs.
The master key!
Come on!
Shit!
Oh, God!
- This stupid thing won't work! - Let me do it.
Don't do it.
Dad!
They killed your brother.
My only son.
Shit! Shit!
Stay there!
Stay right there, I said!
Walzer!
Your son is alive! He's here with us!
But he needs to get to a hospital right away.
Did you hear him?
- The bastard's lying! - How do you know that?
Come on! We have to take care of Andy!
I want to see Andy! Right now!
What are you doing here? Get lost!
Where is my husband? I want to go to him!
Come on!
Get down!
Shit!
Dad, are you completely insane?
Everyone get down!
What are you doing? Stop there!
You stay there!
Who do you think you are? You stupid asshole!
What have I done to you? Tell me!
What have I done to you?
All I ever wanted from you was for you to be proud of me.
Just once!
I don't understand!
- Oh, God! My son! - Everything okay?
Andy!
We need a car here!
It's okay.
I'll tell you one thing. I'll never get married again.
You'd better not.
I guess you'd definitely like to go back to Hamburg now, huh?
No. Who'd look after your stupid brother then?